You say byline, I say Hebblethwaite

Glad to see the BBC moving away from those elitist double-barrelled names, wot?

Ink stained handshake to Twitter's @primlystable. Full article at http://t.co/MRCbfHxq

Truth in newspaper advertising

I get it now... no, I don't. Yes, I do. No wait...

ink-stained handshake to @durf.

Honesty never pays in journalism

Ink-stained handshake to Sandrajapandra.

Full story at jimromenesko.com.

What's wrong with being sexy?

Culled from @Durf's twitter pic feed, hope he doesn't mind.

We never forget a ting

Ink-stained handshake to @VizComic and their tweet here for the reminder that 30 Sows and Pigs' brothers and sisters in the PR world are useless tossers too. 

I'm sure I've seen those perps before...

Ink-stained handshake to @FredSnapper

Japan disaster: Hold that thought

There are a wealth of absurdities coming out about Japan right now. If we make it through in one piece, will start posting here again. Feel free to continue e-mailing, RTing absurdities my way, just that right now got enough real life absurdity to deal with.

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