I'm sure I've seen those perps before...

Ink-stained handshake to @FredSnapper

Often, this crime goes unreported

Inky handshake to The Poke. Oops. Didn't realise had been tweeted by others on October 1st, but still, it deserves its place in this here scrapbook.

Glinner Graham Linehan

On that note, goodnight RT @ratbanjos: Quite simply the best news report of all time. http://twitpic.com/2tgz1r